my friend: hey dude, why are you banned from that bar that we always go to again?
me: everytime I walked in I would ask the bouncers if it was okay if my boys came in too and they would say yes and I would open up my coat and let hundreds of earthworms fall onto the floor
Why didn’t they learn their lesson from the first time it happened if this happened every time you walked in
Different bouncers but I quickly became known as the “worm person”
Last time I was tackled before I could even make it to the front of the building
I murdered a rich guy in Red Dead Redemption 2 who slapped his expensive horse across the face after he lost to me in a race. His horse is now my main horse and she gets all the pats and sugar cubes in the world. I’m feeling good about my cowboy life choises.
Here she is! My beautiful rescue horse that I murdered a man for! I named her Pinky because she has a lovely pink nose.
And of course I braided her mane and tail because she is a queen.
